Andrew Jackson (Fly Half)
Nickname: Benaldo ( Benny ) Height -14ft Weight - 3lbs Form - Better left back !
Benny is the club joker, he's always in a fun mood, and spends 90% of his time getting drunk at the club, 5% of his time trying to dry out his play station, 3% trying to stagger home, 1% pissing on his Sony Playstation and 1% playing rugby.
A good stand off has to have flair, he has to be creative, adventurous and skilful, Benny is all of the above. Andrew can win a game for you single handed, but that's only when there's no football being played on the next pitch.
Benny in his spare time, enjoys the company of some of the bigger players in the team, he loves wrestling and fighting with Poma, and playing dead in the changing rooms with Cunnie, he even picks fights with Ricky Sparks. !!!!!!!!!!
Benny has yet to tour abroad with Blyth, because his girlfriend doesn't allow it !!
James Henning (2nd Row)
Nickname: Hank Height - 24ft Weight - 55st Form - Yellow card
Jimmy is a classic 2nd row forward, scars around the eyes, nose all over his face and ears that would not look out of place in my vegetable garden.
Jimmy has been playing rugby at Blyth for some years now, started in the junior sides, and is now dominating line-outs in the 1st XV. Hank has had more yellow cards than Vinny Jones, thrown more punches than Mike Tyson and danced on more human stages than anyone in history, but, ask anyone in Blyth 1st XV, who wears the trousers in the scrum and adds a bit of steel to our line-outs, the answer will always be Hank.
He's not a bad rugby player, too !!!!!
Scott Robinson (Winger)
Nickname: Wee Lad Height and Weight - Unknown, we couldn't catch him Form - Speeding Ticket
Scott is as fast as a bullet. He is a very talented winger, who gained County recognition last year which saw him go to Amsterdam to play for Northumberland
Scott is probably ranked as one on the most fertile blokes on the Earth, we have lost count on the children he has.
Wee Lad likes to get immensely pissed on tour, and loves to River Dance, his only down point is he likes to wear ladies lingerie for his brother Kenny.
Kenny Robinson (Flanker)
Nickname: Posh Paws Height - 2ft 6" Weight - 34st Form - Drinks like a stone?
Kenny has played rugby for Blyth for some years now and he's one in a million, the work he does, both on and off the pitch is nothing short of magnificent.
Kenny has been unlucky with injuries over the last year or so, breaking his collar bone for what must be close to a thousand times and therefore changing position from the front row to the back row.
Kenny like his brother Scott likes to dress up in ladies lingerie and prance around the bedroom listening to 'Frankie Goes to Hollywood' songs. His ambition is to become a highly respected 1st Division Rugby Coach, which I'm sure he will achieve if he performs the dancing in lingerie routine for Rob Andrew!!!!
I would like to congratulate Kenny, as he has just become a Dad.
David Little (Scrum Half)
Nickname: Skunkpussy Height - Too Short Weight - Too Light
Davey enjoyed his longest spell of first team rugby in his life last season, apart from the odd occasion when 'The Milky Bar Kid' and 'Danny DeVito' took his place and put Davey firmly in the sand pit.
Davy has become one of the worlds greatest hide and seek competitors, when no one could find him for two hours at Darren's wedding reception.
Graham Raffell (Flanker)
Nickname: Orca Height - 5ft Weight 12st Form - Can down a curry in 30 seconds flat.
Graham is probably the most experienced back row in the first team squad and has enjoyed many seasons in Blyth's 1st XV. He is always first at the breakdowns and is a great asset to his team mates during the match.
Graham has a tendency, once he's had a few pints, to talk Eastern Mongolian slang and no one can understand what the hell he's going on about. If you fancy a good laugh, listen to Raff at about 3 a.m.
Graham spent his 1998 holidays with his wife in the Caribbean, unfortunately at the same time as the islands worst hurricane. On the morning the hurricane struck, Graham opened the balcony window to be met by a stiff breeze, he went down for breakfast to be met by hotel staff screaming evacuation orders. ' Not till I've had my Breakfast' said Graham, 'I'm all inclusive!'
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