This Page (and all subsequent pages) are dedicated to the man who is Mark Savage.
Once upon a time, during the 1989/1990 season a certain Mark Savage began to utter garbled, incomprehensible and down-right rediculous one liners and phrases. The following started the ball rolling :
'There's a SPACE missing'
'He doubled the black off ALL the cushions'
'He didn't have a pint, he had two half pints'
'I've got to go home so I can come back'
Thus the term 'Savagism' was born, and on the night of 26th September, the recording began............
On Friday night there was about 8 of us sitting around the table playing cards, Darren Cunningham (the 70's rocker) was telling us all how he had watched a program on the TV about the British girl who had just completed the round-the-world yacht race. He was well into his story about all her trials and exertions and how she had lost her rigging, her sailing mast and how she was trying to fix them in force ten gales, he then told us that she almost quit when her Udder snapped !!! the whole place rolled with laughter while Darren continued with his story unaware of his blunder.
Nice one Cunny
During his debrief of the First team game, Peter Scott was telling everyone how he was about to go down on the opposing Fly half, but unfortunately Colin 'Taz' Eastman got there first.
I didn't know you fancied him Scotty!!!!
Kev Barratt bought his wife (and Club Physio) Sandra, a new mobile phone and a
wrist watch that has been chipped and consequently flashes when her mobile
rings, when Sandra was first given this present, she said, "Eeh, Isn't that
handy for a deaf person, now they'll know when their phone is ringing"!!
Story courtesy of Kev Barratt.
During a league game at the start of the season, captain Steve Hall was telling
right winger Darren Cunningham what he wanted him to do, Steve said, right
Darren, if I get the ball I'll come from deep towards the corner, then I'll hit
you , so come on me!!!!!!!"
I think Steve might have some homosexual tendencies.!! Watch out boys.
Whilst at work sometime last year, Andy (Benny) Jackson walked into the canteen
and noticed that the large clock on the wall had stopped, he blurted out in
front of all, "How lads, what time did that clock stop?"
'Spandau Ballet, Back when they were wearing their QUILTS!'
Kev Barrat 30-9-90
'It's an MG SPITEFIRE'
S Noble 30-9-90
'The 800 metres is just like running 2* 400 metres!'
B Smith 30-9-90
'How can Jonathan Davis play for Great Britain, he's WELSH'
B Smith 3-10-90
'It had German subtitles with English writing'
Mel Armstrong 10-10-90
'What age have you got to be to play for the under 21's'
D Little 21-10-90
'Get yourselves into 2's 3's or 4's, - any even number'
Joe Miller - 24-10-90
'1992 was 2 years ago'
M Corner 3-11-90
'I heard the footprints behind me'
G Weightman 3-11-90
'We were sitting in the bar drinking 2 litre pints'
M Corner 3-11-90
'The result did not reflect the score'
I Walsh 10-11-90
'The grey haired baldy prop with short hair'
Jan 11-11-90
'He poured a bottle of BROWN tomato sauce on me'
Coony 17-11-90
'Andrew Raine has been having an operation on his INTONE GROWNNAILS'
Max Proud 24-11-90
'Keep Going Lads, every time we get 4 points, we get 2'
J Heyes 1-12-90
'We are halving the bills between the ten of us'
B Ledger 8-12-90
'When its cold in winter, I wear my John Longs'
Dave Humes 8-12-90
'I wish i was born in the 60's'
Coony 9-12-90
BORN 26-8-63
'I am playing with my father's Organ this morning'
N.Parker 16-12-90
'When is the Christmas Eve Disco'
A Jackson
